September 19, 2011

Monday Madness: Look in the Mirror and Tell Me What You See

Spoiler alert the couple featured in this Monday Madness did, in fact, end up happily married.

Agatha and Fitz had never met. A friend of theirs was trying to set them up but since Agatha and Fitz lived a few hours apart their first few interactions were over the phone. At the end of their second sucessful call Fitz decides it's time to take things to the next level. He very innocently asks:

Fitz: So, um, Agatha, what exactly do you look like
Agatha (feeling a little self conscious and timid) says: uh, I don't know.
Fitz (a little bit frustrated. Thinking 'why must women complicate everything) replies :Look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
Agatha: um, I  have brown hair, blue eyes...
Fitz is getting increasingly frustrated at their inability to communicate what he is really interested in knowing so finally he blurts out: "how much do you weigh?"

Silence....

Applicable songs:
Mika- Big Girl You Are Beautiful

2 comments:

Stephanie said...

I just caught up on your blog and i have to say i love monday madness, especially the agathas i know!ess, especially the agathas i know!

melissa said...

HA! oh boy.