Little Known Perks to Marriage (at least previously unknown to me)

1. I have new additions to my wardrobe; his sweatpants, sweaters (like the one above), old t-shirts, etc all very cozy on me. 
2. I get driven around; I very rarely have to drive anywhere. It's like I got a chauffeur with the marriage deal.
3. I don't have to carry a purse. Everywhere we go he takes his wallet. He usually drives, so he usually needs his license, and his credit cards are the same as my credit cards (I still find that pretty novel) ergo I don't need to bring anything. I do sometimes bring my purse so I can have extra stuff just in case I want it (like a book) but, the point is, I don't have to. 
4. I always have someone to respond to my questions, concerns, or to offer opinions. Like, for example my weekly question, "is this outfit too wild for church?"
5. I am accompanied by someone that can reach all kinds of things that are up high and historically unreachable to me.