Agatha and Fitz were on their first date; it wasn't going well. It was the end of the semester and Fitz was days away from moving back home. Agatha was already pretty emotionally neutral about ole' Fitzy and his impending move made her even less enchanted with this date. As they were bowling up on campus she kept thinking to herself 'what is the point of this' and had worked herself into a bit of a funk.
They walked back to her house and Fitz said, "why don't we go get a movie?"
Agatha begrudgingly agreed only to be reminded that Fitz didn't have a car so she would be driving them to rent this movie. She walked down to her car, saw it covered in snow, and was miffed. She thought to herself, "why can't this date just be over already!" Agatha decided that she would hurry things along and not do any snow removal on her rear window. She jumped in the car, thew it into reverse and very soon after heard her car and the apartment dumpster meet with a big thud.
Fitz looked wide-eyed at Agatha and said, "Oh man" with a bit of wonder and amusement in his voice.
Agatha was now beyond miffed both by her dreadful night and by Fitz's stupid response. So she very calmly and nonchalantly said "Eh, it's ok. It happens all the time" while throwing her car into drive and speeding out of the lot.
and Fitz bought it.
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